Sebastian Michaelis, after performing some feat only possible through supernatural abilities: Why, hello, my fellow humans. Behold me humaning humanly all over the place. You know, like humans do.
Étiquette : quotes
Inkarmat: Why use makeup and high heels to strike fear into the hearts of men when just existing as an autonomous person with your own thoughts and feelings is the most terrifying thing any man can imagine.
Vincent: Do you dig graves?
Undertaker: They’re all right, yeah
Xanxus: *hears news about Squalo’s death*
Xanxus: this is so sad Alexa play despacito
Galadriel: And for you, Legolas, I give this bow of Lothlorien. Do me a favor and after the war show it to your father so he can see what real elvish crafts look like.
How Claudia will return
Undertaker: *ready to fight Grell, Sebastian, and Othello to defend his bizarre doll plan*
Undertaker: Wait- Where’s my death scythe? This is the greater good we’re talking about!
Claudia: Greater good? I’M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET
Undertaker: I have never done anything wrong in my life ever
the whole Phantomhive family + Tanaka: *witnessing UT’s many attemps at bringing back their dead family members, without mentioning the thousand of people who died because of these experiments*
How to sum up UT’s character
Undertaker: I love–
Sebastian: Yes, you love the Phantomhive family, we know, you love them so much, they’re the light of your life, you love them so much, you just love them, we KNOW, you love them you fucking love the Phantomhive family ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE THEM. WE GET IT.
real!Ciel: the demon servant is right tho’.
Our!Ciel: ?????
Lau, casually strolling into the Phantomhive manor looking for a free meal and seeing two Ciels: maybe i should chill it with the opium
Kuroshitsuji ending like
Ciel: After Sebastian eats my soul and I die, I want the Undertaker to lower me to my grave so that he can let me down one last time.
midnight-in-town 