Mephisto: There’s seven chairs and ten children. What do you do?
Izumo: Have everyone stand.
Shiemi: Bring three more chairs
Suguro: The best seven of the lot can sit down.
Yukio: Kill them all.
Shura: Yukio, we talked about this.

Ciel: Babe, come over.
Lizzy: I can’t, I have fencing practice with mother today.
Ciel: My parents aren’t home.
Lizzy: Your parents are dead.

Phantomhive family and miscommunication

midnight-in-town:

real!Ciel, at 8 years old: “Strong women are scary, I’m so lucky that my future wife is weak!”

Vincent, Alexis, Edward, Tanaka, UT, Charles Grey, Charles Phipps, our!Ciel, probably Diedrich & Klaus: *look at Lizzie*

All of them:

Take #2

Frances: hey bro…

Vincent: what is it Frannie

Frances: your son said he was happy to marry my baby girl

Vincent: aww those kids are cute, aren’t they?

Frances: nah apparently he is happy because he thinks Elizabeth is different from me. As in weaker.

Vincent: ….

Frances: ….

both of them:

caeli-phantomhive:

Ciel: *falls*

Ciel: I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies

Ciel: You’re so embarrassing
Lizzy: Let go of my hand then
Ciel: No

Rachel: So how did you know Alexis was the right one
Frances: He looked at me the way all women want to be looked at…
Rachel: Awww
Frances: With fear in his eyes.
Rachel:
Rachel: Awww

glass-bubble:

Ciel: Why are you so strong?

Lizzy: I grew up with an older brother.

Lizzy: Someone had to protect him.

cielizzydefencesquad:

real!Ciel: Admit it, you like my fiancée.

our!Ciel: Oh, come on. I mean, am I attracted to Elizabeth? Sure. Do my days feel better when I’m around her? Yeah. Does she get me in ways no woman ever has? Indubitably. Am I the type of guy who would try to steal someone else’s fiancée? Sure, of course.

our!Ciel: But do I like her? The answer’s no.

Vincent: Parlay. My Office. Five minutes.
Frances: Parlay?
Diedrich: Pirate code. He wants to meet.
Frances: So everyone here knows pirate code?
Diedrich: I understand it. I can’t speak it.

Our Ciel: Attack him, Sebastian! He’s the impostor!
Real Ciel: No, fool, he’s trying to trick you!
Sebastian: *slaps our Ciel*
Our Ciel: I’m wearing an eyepatch, you idiot!
Sebastian: *muttering* I’ve always wanted to do that.