fizzygreenlimeade:

If you find Olaf sexy you’re gonna have a bad time. Like it’s a seriously bad idea, fandom. Look at the track record. You could be eaten by leeches. Or burnt alive in a furnace. Or eaten by lions. Or burnt alive in a hotel fire. Or just die on a beach after he recites poetry at you. 

fictional-serial-killer:

oh-sangwoossi:

Bum’s a stalker so he most likely knows the answers to Sangwoo’s birthdate and zodiac no problem. Things like first date are trickier though.

Bum’s over there filling out his encyclopedic knowledge of Sangwoo’s star sign, blood type, favorite color, allergies, college major, military distinctions, and Sangwoo’s staring at his form like, “Bum has a birthday?”

the signs as things that sebastian michaelis has done

Aries:tried to kick a tank
Taurus:agreed to be the slave of a ten year old boy
Gemini:had sex without taking his clothes off
Cancer:stolen the spotlight in a circus
Leo:used cutlery as weapons
Virgo:been skewered through the chest
Libra:compromised his master’s mission for the sake of getting bitten by a tiger
Scorpio:giggled like a schoolgirl
Sagittarius:hoarded cats in his closet
Capricorn:taken off his gloves like he’s in some sort of fancy porno
Aquarius:disguised himself as a priest
Pisces:cried