barfy:

I have NEVER seen fans hate a character with such passion as Berserk fans hate Griffith. It’s actually astounding like every single picture of Griffith on the hellsite has at least one person in the replies like “FUCK YOU, GRIFFITH, PIECE OF SHIT” and its so fucking funny

they’re right by the way

textsfromtitanfood:

Mikasa is great because she’s this hella strong badass who literally wants a cookie cutter domestic life with a house and a garden and a family. And she will literally do anything to get that life. She’ll rip off heads and slay titans and fucking shoot a thousand men if it means one day she gets to sit on a porch with Eren and Armin and just drink a goddamn cup of coffee in peace.

Artemis Fowl II is honestly one of the most relatable characters ever

miss-coverly:

because in literally every book of the series he’s like “wow I should exercise more… why did I not exercise before I started doing all of this running and jumping??… I NEED to work out… crap the only thing I’ve lifted in the past 12 years is my phone HELP ME… as I run to my death, I think of all the various reasons why working out would benefit me… Butler I promise I will exercise after this pls just let me survive”

but then over the course of EIGHT ENTIRE BOOKS he never actually manages to work out once, and if that’s not some A+ self-destructive procrastination then I don’t know what is