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Manwe: Okay Gandalf, it seems like you did a pretty good job, put a lot of effort intobringing down Sauron. You definitely deserve a raise.

Manwe: Now, Radagast, what did you do exactly?

Radagast: I befriended the birds and the beasts, sir.

Manwe: Uh huh…okay, well, sure. 

Manwe: Now, Saruman…I think you know what you did wrong. 

Saruman: I was trying to bring Sauron down from within, you know? Like a double agent.

Manwe: You’re fired. 

Manwe: Also can someone please find Alatar and Pallando, where the hell are those guys?