I can hardly believe it, but this blog has over 600 followers now and to thank you, I made a list of quality SFW one-shots. Most of them are fluffy or funny or both and I hope you’ll enjoy them as much as I did.
There are, of course, many more that would deserve a mention, but let’s save them for the future.
Frances Phantomhive x Diederich Not-Rich-Enough-To-Buy-A-Surname
general audiences
Diederich is not the smoothest guy in Germany, but seeing Frances during Vincent’s Christmas parties is worth the effort. A cute, light-hearted one-shot.
Sebastian returned to the Phantomhive manor in terrible condition, but he’s hiding it. Becuase Sebastian is too perfect to fail his master like this. Right? A powerful one-shot with strong characterization.
– “My mother did this to my hair because we’re going to church today” hairstyle:
– “You’re a freak but not for me” scene:
– “I am alone but I have food”:
– Masters of deception:
– Sportacus:
– Resident Evil. Starring Ronald Redfield:
– “Your face is grass and I’m gonna mow it”:
-”Even though I have to kill you I admit you have nice shoes”:
– This guy:
– “I am secretly a five year old inside of a demon’s body”:
– Ceiling Lizzy + “You just seem to keep falling for me”:
– Female character people would have liked more if she had been a boy:
– Jealous is the new red:
– Fetus Ciel:
– This guy snorts when he laughs:
– Titanic 3D:
– I am all technique (but I have killed many while trying to acquire the perfect precision):
– Emperor Nero + That moment when everyone was tired of Druitt’s shit and wanted to kill him:
– “My hair hides my true identity”:
– Undertaker’s real name is Charlie Chaplin:
– This scene will look awesome animated:
– Yandere! Sebastian + That moment when everybody’s heart broke:
– The origins:
– #LetUsAllHugFetusCiel
– “Maybe this burnt down mansion was a bad idea”:
– “Cause you’re hot and you’re cold,
don’t wash me at all.
You’ve hurt me, get out.
It’s too hot, I’m out!”:
– The mistery of where Sebastian’s left hand is in here will finally be solved:
– More fetus Ciel:
– “And he was like, ‘hey bastard, your ends are split’ and I was like ‘just like your girlfriend’s legs last night, but you don’t see me complaining about it now, do you?’”
– It would have hurt more if he had hit the top of his hands instead of just the palms + Oh, so you suddenly feel the heat but you couldn’t manage to make a simple fucking bath, huh?:
– I don’t care if she doesn’t even talk I just wanna see her in the movie:
– Madam please, I’m still not over you:
– “Sweet kiss, shitty ass crown. Just get me a princess tiara and we can pretend”:
– When you think you know a lot of stuff for your age so you bother your father about it, but then your old man gets tired of you and hits you with the harsh reality:
– *Mmm watcha say…*
– Do you think Sebastian DiCaprio will get his oscar after this?
And of course… The thing that most definitely has to appear…
midnight-in-town 
