One of the major difficulties with training Yamamoto was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn’t be bothered to think and wanted someone else to do it for him, pretending to be outrageously stupid to hide the fact that he actually didn’t understand what was going on, and really being genuinely stupid.

Squalo, Reborn, and Colonello, at some point (via incorrectkhr)

Mafia VS KHR

REAL MAFIA: We deal drugs, weapons, and illegal shit.
AMANO’S MAFIA: Lol we have spiritual animals.
REAL MAFIA: We have terrifying gun fights in which people get killed like ants.
AMANO’S MAFIA: Did you know you can light flames on your rings? Like, you know, *poof*? And oh, you can even get chewed up by a shark but we all know people don’t actually die in fights.
REAL MAFIA: Fuck bitches.
AMANO’S MAFIA: OMG my crush is walking this way what do I do.
REAL MAFIA: We’re the most wanted Gangsters out here.
AMANO’S MAFIA: Did someone mention Clams.
etc.