satanscenarios:

satanscenarios:

I made the election campaign of AnE characters.

Lucifer

Party: Illuminati

Name Origin: Just Google Illuminati

Political Position: Libertarian (extremist version)

Goals:

• Destroy universe
• Better employment conditions for members
• More taxes to use for organization
• Support science and technology
• Body that doesn’t fall apart as an equal right
• Higher standards in healthcare (especially better life support machines)
• Make “Illuminature” a school subject
• Open borders (Gehenna gate)

Famous political quotes:

• “Freedom and harmony are the essential factor of happiness for our population. It can only be achieved by unifying the worlds Assiah and Gehenna.”
• “Why is it, that we must maintain this state of existance while shouldering such responsibilities and pain?”
• “Some of us can’t incarnate into this world without using a human as host. So what happens if you make it illegal, dear True Cross Order? Right, these people can’t incarnate at all. You take away their right to live and the right to live is a basic right. The True Cross Order ist the real enemy of democracy!”

Mephisto

Party: True Cross Japanese Branch (the shameful extremist wing of the True Cross Order)

Name Origin: something with religion

Political position: Anarchist

Goals:

• activism against Illuminati
• free instant noodles for everyone
• disconnect life support
• anarchy

Famous political quotes:

• “I think peace is surely the disorder where different things exist together!”
• “I am the revolution!”
• “Fuck the system.”

Gedoin

Party: LLL (Lord Lucifer Love)

Name Origin: Gedoins love for Lucifer

Political position: Far-right authoritarian

Goals:

• Legalize experimentation without limits
• Legalize forced marriage
• Legalize murder
• Legalize everything else
• Make Gedoin world ruler
• Expand territory to entire universe
• Press censorship
• No human rights

Famous political quotes:

• “I WILL KILL YOU!”
• “hehehehehahahaahahhaha”
• “I hate all humans equally”
• “Humans experiment on animals, so it’s only fair humans experiment on humans”

Amaimon and Egyn

Party: BMSB (Broccoli man and shark boy)

Name Origin: Mermaid man and barnacle boy (Spongebob)

Political position: Environmentalist

Goals:

• Save the whales (and sharks!)
• Bigger punishment on polluting the ocean
• Minimize deforestation
• Bigger punishments for animal cruelty
• Environmental-friendly cars in big cities
• Finance new resources of energy (even though they don’t have the money for that)
• Make demon cruelty illegal

Famous political quotes:

• “Errrm…we want to make our planet healthy and a good place to live I think” -Amaimon
• “Amaimon, what do we tell them when they find out we have no strategy for realizing these things?” -Egyn, secretly caught on camera
• “Just give them free candy” -Amaimon

Yuri

Party: YDFSP (Yuris Demon Friendly Socialist Party)

Name origin: Yuri made it up at age 11

Political position: Socialist, left

Goals:

• Make demons and humans equal
• Tell the press Lucifer stole this idea
• Help the poor people
• Everyone should have the same

Famous political quotes:

• “To the people who tell me my concept doesn’t work in society – why do you always make me cry :(”
• “To the people who tell me I’m too young for politics or to kiss someone older than me – fuck you Shiro!”
• “Why would someone harm demons just because they’re another species? They also feel pain! Don’t treat them like trash because no living thing is trash!”

Arthur

Party: PAD (Party against demons)

Name origin: Arthurs hate for demons

Political position: right, conservative

Goals:

• Stronger border controls for illegal immigrants from Gehenna (including Mephisto)
• More investments in exorcist education
• Weapon arsenal for Vatican
• Expand Vatican territory
• Bigger punishments on crimes committed by demons

Famous political quotes:

• “Demons don’t belong to Assiah”
• “This campaign is only about me”
• “I’m going to build a big wall around Lucifers Gehenna gate and Lucifer is going to pay for it”