White Suits omake

kenkamishiro:

Hooguro: Aniki, looks like it’s Christmas.

Naki: What’s this “Kumasussu” you’re talking about? What are bears doing there? (TN: “kuma” is “bear”)

Hooguro: It’s a day where you have a party with your family, go on a date with your lover, and so on.

Naki: I see. Then we’ll do one too! Because we’re just like family!

Naki: So, how many bears do you think we’ll need? This many? (14 bears above his head)

Hooguro: We don’t need any bears.

******

Hooguro: Santa is a red-coloured grandpa who leaves presents by your side while you sleep.

Naki: No way, isn’t that really dangerous?!

Hooguro: It’s okay. He just drops the presents and leaves right after.

Hooguro: You have to write down the thing that you really want on a piece of paper, and send it as a letter. And then on the night of the 24th, if you leave a stocking by your bedside, on the morning of the 25th, the old man will leave you that thing you really wanted.

Naki: Ohh.

Some time later…

Shousei: Hooguro. Did Aniki write it down? What he wants.

Hooguro: …um.

Naki’s handwriting is almost illegible.

Shousei: “Ohagi…u”?

Hooguro: I think that says “keyaki” though…

(Correct answer is “cigar set”).

*****

Miza is sleeping when she wakes up.

Miza: …Nghh……!?

She sees Naki in the doorway.

Naki: …

Miza: W-what is it, Naki? You surprised me there.

Naki sits down next to Miza.

Naki: Miza, do you know who this “Sumasukkusu” referee is?

Miza: “Sumasukkusu”…? No…I don’t. (What the hell is that)

Naki: It’s a red monster called a Manta that ambushes you in your sleep.

Miza: …a manta? (thinks of a manta ray)

Naki: Let’s turn the tables on them!

Miza: Ah?…Ahh.

Miza (thinking): I don’t know what’s going on, but if I’m next to Naki, then…

*****

Shousei is in a Santa outfit, and Hooguro is in a reindeer costume.

Shousei: Let’s go, Hooguro. I brought the ohagi. (TN: “ohagi” is a rice ball coated in sweetened red bean, soybean flour or sesame.)

Hooguro: Gatten. I brought the hayaki too. (TN: “hayagi” may mean “fast spirit”.)

They barge into the room.

Shousei and Hooguro: MERRY CHRISTMAS!! MERRY ANIKIIIIIIIIIII!!!

Naki and Miza are dozing off.

Miza: Oh…oh. What the…

Naki: *snore*

Shousei: Excuse us for interrupting while you were making a child. (Nice present)

Miza: That’s not…! And what the hell is a “Sumasukkusu”supposed to be!

TG:re vol 6 profiles

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pic courtesy of twitter

Kusakari Miza / Three Blades (Leader of the Blades)

DOB: 11/4 (currently 31 y.o.). Female. RC type: bikaku.

Relax: gets drunk and complains to subordinates

Hope: wants children

Likes: drinking blood, smoking, Naki?

Hooguro (White Suits executive)

DOB: 10/8 (currently 25 y.o.) Male. RC type: Rinkaku

Hobby: dressing up, picking up human women

Hope: to return the White Suits to their former glory

Respect: Yamori-aniki, Naki-aniki* (t/n: aniki in the white suits is a yakuza honorific; literally it means older brother)

Idera Shousei (White Suits executive)

DOB: 11/5 (currently 25 y.o.) Male. RC type: ukaku

Hobby: studying kanji, math drills (currenly level 4)* (t/n: these are

timed exercises to raise children’s multiplication/division proficiency)

Hope: to learn well and support Naki-aniki

Respect: Yamori-aniki, Naki-aniki

Tomoe Yumitsu / Hakatori* (t/n: Grave Robber) (Aogiri, under Tatara’s direct supervision)

DOB: 8/12 (currently 16 y.o.) Female. RC type: bikaku

Respect: the Bin brothers, Tatara

Hobby: collecting pretty fireflies, sketching flowers and plants

Hope: to avenge the Bin brothers

Hate: Amon Koutarou

(there’s an a/n on the bottom of the page, but it’s cut off. Looks like we should count given ages from January – I wonder if they mean the real January or TG January? Because it’s already December for them, which will make them all a year older. But I really can’t say until I see the whole sentence)