itsnotloveifitsjust:

izaya wasn’t abused by his parents. being a latchkey kid is not the same thing as being abused.

shizuo wasn’t abused as a kid. he has literally stated that he was not.

akane doesn’t have a crush on shizuo. she admires shizuo and wants to become strong so that he can have an equal, but she does not have a crush on him. 

kida isn’t a womaniser. he is pretty much a penguin. he wants one love, and only one love. he doesn’t want to fuck everything in sight.

mairu and kururi aren’t the same online as they are in person. they switch identities online. it’s so strange that it weirds out eijirou.

izaya didn’t just worm his way into the yakuza. he isn’t yakuza, and he was ‘discovered’ by kine (iirc) after a fight with shizuo.

shinra isn’t just this cutiepatootie who does no evil. he literally wanted to kill a teenager. he would do literally anything for celty. don’t make out like he’s this innocent flower. he’s a cutie but he isn’t innocent.

shizuo isn’t a violent sex offender????????????? guys i know u wanna write ur kinks and that is fine but the dude is terrified of hurting people he cares about (call it childhood trauma bc of the milk lady).

vorona is incredibly strong? she’s not? a? damsel? in distress?

vorona’s last name isn’t douglanikov. her father is drakon, lingerin (douglanikov) is an arms dealer that her father (and she) works for. vorona isn’t even her real name, it is her code name.

simon isn’t stupid. he isn’t all about the sushi. he’s a very clever man who is perfectly fluent (and speaks complicated japanese whilst making fun of it), and who wants everyone to be happy. he doesn’t want to watch kids hurt each other.