miyukiwynter:

and each episode title was like the Harry Potter series:

Episode 1: Izaya Orihara and that time I stomped out a bad guy’s cigarette.

Epidode 2: Izaya Orihara and that time everyone found out I was an asshole.

Episode 3: Izaya Orihara and the day I stopped the bullies

Episode 4: Izaya Orihara and that time I asked a Dullahan if she knew what a Dullahan was.

Episode 5: Izaya Orihara and the day I pretended to be all nice and visited this girl in the hospital whom I had a direct hand in putting there in the first place.  

Episode 6: Izaya Orihara and why the fuck shouldn’t I pick up some random passed out kid’s phone that was ringing? What do you take me for?

Episode 7: Izaya Orihara and oh look Shizu-chan is happy for once. Better fix that.

Episode 8: Izaya Orihara and that time my sisters were looking for Shizuo’s little brother.

Episode 9: Izaya Orihara and the day I found out Namie Yagiri has incestuous tendencies.

Episode 10: Izaya Orihara and that time I VROOM VROOOOOOOMMMM

Episode 11: Izaya Orihara and I WAS FUCKING RIGHT ABOUT MIKADO.

Episode 12: Izaya Orihara and I won’t tell aaannnyyyoonnneee that you’re the leader of the Dollars. Except for maybe like a lot of people.

Episode 13: Izaya Orihara and ‘bet you didn’t know I speak Russian.

Episode 14: Izaya Orihara and that time I gave Celty tea even though I know she doesn’t have a head.

Episode 15: Izaya Orihara and oops time for cartoons get this reporter outta here we’re learning shapes today!

Episode 16: Izaya Orihara and the night Shizu-chan came to visit.

Episode 17: Izaya Orihara and oh by the way most of the shit that just went down is totally my doing.

Episode 18: Izaya Orihara and that time I almost set my apartment on fire.

Episode 19: Izaya Orihara and *type type type* *giggle giggle* *type type type*

Episode 20: Izaya Orihara and the time I kept my promise and didn’t tell anyone that Mikado is the leader of the Dollars. Except his best friend.

Episode 21: Izaya Orihara and let’s watch this girl get kidnapped and possibly killed from the comfort of my living room.

Episode 22: Izaya Orihara and hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Episode 23: Izaya Orihara and that time Shizu-chan got shot. *fans self*

Episode 24: Izaya Orihara and ow, my face.