Étiquette : CRYING
Touka: Kaneki, please come home.
Kaneki: Can’t. I’m trapped in goo and possibly drowning.
Touka: I’m naming our child Pleasure-chan.
Kaneki:
Touka: *pretends to stretch arms*
Touka: *puts her arm around Kaneki*
Ayato: *watching Touka*
Ayato: *looks at Hinami*
Ayato: *pretends to stretch arms*
Ayato: *accidentally hits Hinami in the face with his elbow*
fanon simon blackquill: the comically serious weeaboo who unironically loves anime and has literally never cracked a joke in his life
canon simon blackquill:
- forces the judge to give the opening statement for no reason other than that he thinks it’s funny
- constantly laughs at his own stupid jokes, some of which are about his own impending execution
- jokes about being a convict even after he’s released from prison
- snaps his handcuffs and threatens everyone with murder just to see their reactions
- straight up walks out in the middle of a trial because the witness said something stupid and he was tired of the bullshit
- is japanese and therefore cannot be a weeaboo
UT failed so hard at being a shinigami tho’… ://
NOT CLICKBAIT SEE HOW THIS OLD ASS REAPER TOTALLY FAILED AT HIS JOB SUBSCRIBE NOW
Mephisto: There’s seven chairs and ten children. What do you do?
Izumo: Have everyone stand.
Shiemi: Bring three more chairs
Suguro: The best seven of the lot can sit down.
Yukio: Kill them all.
Shura: Yukio, we talked about this.
Don’t mind me, just shipping trash coming through~ a what if scenario if UT really ends up being Cedric K Ross.
Translated from Ishida’s twitter (X):
Arima: Hey, that’s my face.
Uta: Stand by, Take.
Hirako slices Uta’s head off.
Arima: Huh?
Ciel: You’re so embarrassing
Lizzy: Let go of my hand then
Ciel: No
Can you become less shitty though
midnight-in-town 