Snk fandom in the beginning: WHERE IS THE FATHER
Snk fandom now: WHO IS THE FATHER
Gandalf: man I am so done with this world. I need a break. I think it’s time to visit old valinor.
Elrond: you think you have it tough??? My parents left me for some sparkly rocks, my brother abandoned me to face the ages of this world alone, my wife is gone and my daughter ran away and married my fucking foster son. What could possibly be worse than thousands of years of this???
Gandalf: have you met??? Peregrin?? Took????
Elrond: So you know that ring you just cut off Sauron’s finger? You should probably throw it in the volcano, which is right here.
Isildur: How about no.
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Elrond: Ok look that’s definitely Sauron and he’s definitely coming back, let’s go do something about it.
Saruman: Or you could take Galadriel home and let me handle this.
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Elrond: Welcome to the Council of Elrond.
Elrond: EVERYONE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP
Elrond: WE ARE DEFINITELY DOING THE DESTROYING THE RING THING THIS TIME
Elrond: NO EXCUSES