self care is drinking 17 cups of coffee and swordfighting the spirit of a woman who tried to kill you on a mountaintop during a thunderstorm in the middle of the night
Well, going by Mephisto’s irritated and quickly swept away comment in chapter 99…
All the times he DID show Yukio the past ended up biting him in the ass in some way or another.
(General fandom theory is that Mephisto can either see all of time simultaneously, or is able to rewind time and take a different route, like starting a game from a safe point -> Which is what I’m going with, because if he always knew exactly what was going to happen he’d be way overpowered and also bored out of his mind.)
Which adds an extra layer to his sadistic delight in chapter 94:
(“No I don’t have time for this” + walking out on stage = “I told you like twelve times already and every time you fucked shit up so screw you, I’m going to try for a different ending. Menu… save game… Let’s see what happens. LEEEEROYY JEEENKIIIINS”)
And what does Yukio? Aims a gun at Meph, probably would have shot him if someone else didn’t beat him to it, then has a total breakdown, shoots his brother, and runs off to the Illuminati.
Oh man, do you have any idea how many times I have thought of this? xD Someone as vain and greedy and lecherous as Mephisto, who has lived for thousands of years? I bet his reasons for rewinding time vary from absolute catastrophe to really, really petty…
“Huh… Earth is gone. That’s less than optimal. Rewind.” “Dammit I missed the crucifixion. Rewind.” “Maybe I shouldn’t have let this plague thing run wild for so long. Rewind.” “Ok but what if they DID discover how to split atoms? Rewind.” “Shiro got eaten. Rewind.” “Meeting ran late, concert tickets sold out. Dammit. Rewind.” “This guy saw my tail and he’s too useful to kill. Crap. Rewind.” “In hindsight I should have gone with the steak. Rewind.” “Had I been on the bottom of the stairs I would have caught that panty shot. Rewind.” “WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN’T GET THE HIGHSCORE?! Rewind.” “Rin saw me trip and laughed and will tell everyone. Rewind.” “Missed opportunity to make Rin trip. Rewind.”
Ok so I copied this thing into the Headcanons channel of the AnE Discord server, and…
Featuring Ray aka @rizzy-the-mighty, Bluespookyshit aka @blueexorshit, SignsMyPhoneDoesNotRecognize aka @novasunspot and GodlyWhalePeasant who’s blog name I don’t know (if they even have one).