This comic is inspired by some shitposts I’ve seen in the past made by @dorkshadows, where Our!Ciels real name was Merde (Shit). And I was trying to think what would be the lamest/funniest reason for why Our!Ciel stole real!Ciels identity. Anddd this is the result. Enjoy :^)
…Well Anon, I’m afraid you only partially dreamed.
I don’t know how you could possibly find out but I now have to confess. I really tried to make these pages disappear from the internet when I edited last month’s chapter by hacking into Yen Press but…
…as a matter of fact you were right, this is how ch129 actually ends and I can’t hide it anymore.
So Our!Ciel’s name is indeed John, it’s just that it’s not him who told us but the real Ciel Phantomhive. You have impressive powers Anon and you caught me, so it’s game over for now.
Please promise me you’ll find someone to come feed my dog as I am sent to prison. Please, she is completely innocent and just slept as I was trying to hide the truth.
((PS: @white-queen-lacus, Imriel >>>>> John. If I had had a little more time on my hands when I hacked into Yen Press, I would have edited it as such. :)))
OMG it’s John Anon, the one who sent me in prison!!
…Well, I suppose that since you have such a cool name and that you promised to protect my dog, then I’ll have to forgive you. Besides, your powers will prove to be useful to understand what exactly my dog will need when I’m away, so it’s all good.
…Well Anon, I’m afraid you only partially dreamed.
I don’t know how you could possibly find out but I now have to confess. I really tried to make these pages disappear from the internet when I edited last month’s chapter by hacking into Yen Press but…
…as a matter of fact you were right, this is how ch129 actually ends and I can’t hide it anymore.
So Our!Ciel’s name is indeed John, it’s just that it’s not him who told us but the real Ciel Phantomhive. You have impressive powers Anon and you caught me, so it’s game over for now.
Please promise me you’ll find someone to come feed my dog as I am sent to prison. Please, she is completely innocent and just slept as I was trying to hide the truth.
Ciel Phantomhive was revealed to have had a dead twin brother this whole time. That’s right, the beloved 2 Ciels Theory is canon! But what’s even more surprising is that Ciel’s brother was the real Ciel Phantomhive. Our Ciel took his brother’s name!
According to Yen Press’s official website, chapter 127 will reveal our Ciel’s real name. Luckily for us, YP was kind enough to share Ciel’s real name on their site- the Earl of Phantomhive, who we’ve followed since chapter 1 of Black Butler is actually named:
Merde Phantomhive.
“We thought a long time about what name the earl should have. It had to be something dignified, elegant, and true to his character. We brainstormed for a long time before we both decided what name would suit him best. We really couldn’t have asked for a better name… ‘Merde’ is just so coldly beautiful and fitting.” – Editor K (source)
NO NO WAY!!!!!
This is a joke. A really bad joke.
“Merde” is French for “shit”….
I hate all of you.
Oh damn! I just now clicked the “source” link. (Longest sigh ever)
Je crois que le plus drôle fut de lire tous les commentaires des gens qui pensaient que ce n’était pas une blague et qui n’étaient pas sûrs de ce que “Merde” voulait dire en Français xDD
….I
actually meant to write that post long ago ‘cause it makes perfect sense
so thanks for reminding me because it is 100% an accurate thought of mine.
I
mean look at what happened during Kuro ch116/117 Anon…
Lizzie revealed she actually was a ghoul thanks to Bravat being Kanou’s equivalent in England and doing the ghoulification operation on her so she could become even stronger in order to protect Ciel (and that’s why Bravat needs all this blood, to feed his new OEGs).
And in fact, it is also one of my beliefs
that Kaneki’s dad (you know, the one who died long ago) is Tanaka, because the physical resemblance is on
point…
…Tanaka, who seemingly was chased away
by the CCG and somehow arrived in England some time between 1850 and 1875,
leaving Kaneki with his abusive mom back in 2000-ish. And since Tanaka is basically Lizzie’s grandpa ‘cause he half raised Vincent
and Frances after Claudia’s death, that definitely explains why Lizzie might become the next One
Eyed King once Kaneki will realize that he should scram away from this business.
Thus
have the Queen leading the rebellion…
while Eto wonders what exactly happened
to Kaneki.
Yep. Makes perfect sense. 100% the most accurate post I’ve ever written. 👍
………..By the way, did I also ever mention that I have the strongest feeling about Undertaker, Uta and Mephisto Pheles being actually the same character all along? Yep. They’re all Johan Liebert from Urasawa Naoki’s Monster who, during psychotic breakdowns, becomes Griffith/Femto from Berserk. 👍
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